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World Record Buck

By 8 years ago

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An oldy, but a goody. I just got this in my inbox today....

My faith in internet stories has been restored. Finally, some honesty in big buck hunting stories.

Above is a picture of the new world record whitetail buck. It was taken by the cousin of a co-worker's sister's uncle's best friend's son-in-law's niece's hairdresser's neighbor's ex-boyfriend's oldest nephew. Reportedly it will score 2603-1/8 by B&C standard and was shot in West Texas on a really windy day, 85 degrees downhill, around a curve at 900 yards with a .22 cal. rifle.

Supposedly, this deer had killed a Brahma bull, two Land Rovers, and six Jehovah's Witnesses in the last two weeks alone. They said it was winning a fight with Bigfoot when it was shot. It has also been confirmed that the buck had been seen drinking discharge water from a nuclear power plant.

All this has been checked and confirmed by my friends at Snopes.

Honestly and Sincerely,
Barack H. Obama

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Wayne Craig

Wayne Craig

And here i was the whole time thinking this was photoshopped, now i hear the real story and i believe its a real deer! Good story ha
Matt Hoffpauir

Matt Hoffpauir

If you read it on the Internet, it must be true.
Roy Burkhart III

Roy Burkhart III

Awesome !!!!
Wayne Craig

Wayne Craig

Absolutely Matt!
Archie Lester

Archie Lester

it was on the second week of deer camp also they forgot to mention
tim ford

tim ford

I call B.S. on the story of his demise, I killed him @ the corners of 42nd and Broadway, New York City with a slingshot using a grain of corn for a projectile at the stroke of 12:00 noon on Juvember 97th, 99,019.
Peter Bridges

Peter Bridges

I have some trail cam pics of that buck...but I can't show them to you the rack didn't fit in the frame!
Charles Alexander

Charles Alexander

this is a good drop right here, classic.
Nick McPherson

Nick McPherson

Always remember.. Anything on the internet is true and I'm so shocked that noone has posted this earlier. only we hunters really know the truth on the monster buck matter
Logan Kohl

Logan Kohl

where do u find the story
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