I could just see me now. Sitting in this thing telling my wife to go crack some eggs and bring me a pint. She responds promptly and does a curtsy as she hands me a plate of perfectly prepared eagle eggs and a wooden goblet of frosty ale. Satisfied with my eggs, ale and service, I decide to let her know how truely special and dear she is to me by asking something like, "Did you fart, cause you blew me away." The flatulence, I mean flattery, casuses a single tear to run down her cheek...

Then I both wake up and pass out to a frying pan in the face. But let me tell you what... If I had this chair, I would be the man, even if it was in my own world.

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